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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:24
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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